20

Aug

Doctor Doctor!

A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. "We need a fourth for poker," said the friend.

"I'll be right over," whispered the doctor. As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, "Is it serious?" "Oh yes, quite serious," said the doctor gravely. "In fact, there are three doctors there already!"

08

Jun

Poker Bling

This guy had a very attractive wife, who was always wanting Louis Vuitton, DKNY, Bling, etc., but he was not too well off.

One day his wife came home with a diamond necklace.

The guy asked: "Where did you get that from?"

His wife replied: "I won it playing poker"

The next night she came home with a mink coat.

The guy asked: "Where did you get that from?"

His wife replied: "I won it playing poker"

The next night she came home with a Mercedes Benz.

The guy asked: "Where did you get that from"

His wife replied: "Look!! Don't keep asking where I get my things from! Go upstairs and set my bath for me!!"

His wife came upstairs to find a small amount of water in the tub.

The wife asked: "How come you put so little water in the tub?"

The guy replied: "I didn't want to wet your poker card wet"

08

Jun

Jones drop dead

Six guys were playing poker when Jones loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.

Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete their playing time standing up.

Roberts looks around and asks, "Now, who is going to tell the wife?" They draw straws.

Rippington, who is always a loser, picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse than it is.

"Gentlemen! Discreet? I'm the most discreet man you will ever meet. Discretion is my middle name, leave it to me."

Rippington walks over to the Jones house, knocks on the door, the wife answers, asks what he wants.

Rippington says, "Your husband just lost $500 playing cards."

She hollers, "Tell him to drop dead!" Rippington says, "I'll tell him."

22

Oct

Some People Have All the Luck

Some people just seem to have a lot of luck. A friend of mine is one of those card players who can almost always draw whatever he needs to win a hand in poker, but loses big time at the races.  I asked him about this once and he replied, "Well ... they won't let me shuffle the horses."

21

Sep

Dog Gone Poker

A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was playing with extraordinary performance.

"This is a very smart dog.", the man commented.

"Not so smart," said one of the players. "every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail."