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This guy had a very attractive wife, who was always wanting Louis Vuitton, DKNY, Bling, etc., but he was not too well off.
One day his wife came home with a diamond necklace.
The guy asked: "Where did you get that from?"
His wife replied: "I won it playing poker"
The next night she came home with a mink coat.
The guy asked: "Where did you get that from?"
His wife replied: "I won it playing poker"
The next night she came home with a Mercedes Benz.
The guy asked: "Where did you get that from"
His wife replied: "Look!! Don't keep asking where I get my things from! Go upstairs and set my bath for me!!"
His wife came upstairs to find a small amount of water in the tub.
The wife asked: "How come you put so little water in the tub?"
The guy replied: "I didn't want to wet your poker card wet"
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